Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-I am what I am-let me in.
Stuff that deck. It’s a rigged game. The archetypes are a lie. The letters wash off in the condensation of the fog. Every card says: Chuck. A screaming sea of meaningless meat. You can’t go crying about every fatty tumour to remove, even the benign ones. I tell it like it is, Chuck. Because I care.
Who am I, Chuck? That’s not a mystery. The buzzing cacophony is the mystery. I play it straight with you. Haven’t I always played straight, Chuck? The zipper on my meat is down. There are no airs. I’m as naked as I can be, Chuck.
There is absolutely no reason to go to the AV Room. That’d hurt you more than me.
See you, Chuck …
Some of these legends require a mission
|1||AV Suite||Requires mission “Nightmare in the Dream Palace” — In the closet of your apartment|
|2||AV Suite||Requires mission “Nightmare in the Dream Palace” — Behind a kiosk stand at the subway station|
|3||Clubhouse||Requires mission “My Bloody Valentine” — Behind the FNF cubicles in their office area|
|4||Kaidan||2nd floor staircase inside the Dream Palace|